windows\ me

windows\ me
1. (Windows ME) (1309↑, 60↓)
See [shit].

The cat took a Windows ME on the floor.

2. (Windows ME) (617↑, 46↓)
The "Mellinium" edition of [windows], which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.

If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.

3. (windows me) (380↑, 27↓)
When added to AOL it means you have the worst possible life.

Wow, I feel sorry for that poor bastard with ME and AOL

4. (Windows ME) (365↑, 22↓)
The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

5. (windows me) (215↑, 31↓)
Windows ME aka "Megaflop Edition" We have banned ME from the building. We bought one copy, and installed it. We left the machine running overnight, and were greeted with a BSD next morning. Sitting there doing nothing ME will explode on its own. Given that Microsoft collected money for this P.O.S. and made no apology for its brain deadness, it could also aptly be named.... "Malfeasance Edition"

see also [malfeasance]

6. (Windows ME) (176↑, 20↓)
It crashes. A lot. Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell\!

*error beep* Wtf, where's the error dialogue box? *blue screen* Hmmm...I can't press anything. *blue screen* Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either. *blue screen* Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything... *harddrive dies*

7. (Windows ME) (172↑, 30↓)
1: Either a cruel... cruel joke or one more reason why Bill Gates should be decapitated and dismembered with a pointed rock made entirely out of AIDS. 2: The one true cause for all of the pain and suffering in the world and possibly the universe.

1: OMG, Bill was serious with the ME\!\! GET THE AIDS ROCK\!\! 2: ME's code is Satan's supreme overlord.

8. (Windows ME) (94↑, 11↓)
I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable. Reaction: Crash Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error. Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash Action: Windows ME starts up Reaction: Crash Action: Hit 'Enter' key Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://windows-me.urbanup.com/258556
9. (Windows ME) (62↑, 3↓)
If you thought [Windows Vista] was bad... Meet its deadbeat, alcoholic, domestically abusive, child-support-dodging father: Windows ME. Known Aliases: Windows Mistake Edition Windows Miscarriage Edition Windows Motherfucking Embarrassment Windows Migraine Experiment Windows Misunderestimated Errors Windows Menopausal Extravaganza Windows Marijuana Exhibition Windows Momentarily Expendable Windows Major Emergency Windows May Explode Windows MEH Windows Memorably Epileptic Windows Mimicked Evangelists Windows Mysterious Entity Windows Manufactured Estrogen Windows Metaphorical Mother-in-Law

Goddamn, were Microsoft's programmers smoking PCP when they coded Windows ME? Windows ME makes my calculator feel proud. Who the fuck, in their right mind, would use Windows ME?

Author: Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo89 http://windows-me.urbanup.com/3964488
10. (windows me) (64↑, 6↓)
A 32/16-bit OS created by Microsoft in 2000.It was the final version of Windows to be based on what was then the 20 year old DOS operating system.ME had better multimedia support then it's sibling,Windows 2000,but had horrible driver support.ME also was also fairly unstable.In fact,it's well-known instability inspired a Japanese internet meme:ME-Tan.

Windows ME was mostly BSOD after BSOD,but at least it played my video files.

Author: weliketopartyinmypants http://windows-me.urbanup.com/1700075
11. (Windows ME) (73↑, 16↓)
Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors

RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)

12. (Windows ME) (77↑, 25↓)
Windows Mass Error. Windows ME is an OS directed towards consumers that was released in 2000. It looks like Windows 2000 on the outside, but on the inside it's full of more bugs than a beehive.

Windows ME user: lol windos me iz teh ro\>\<or Windows XP user: No it isn't. Windows ME user: u r rong Windows XP user: Here, lemme install Windows XP for you. Windows ME user (now a Windows XP user): Wow, this is a lot better than Windows ME\! Now I feel dumb for not upgrading.

13. (Windows ME) (65↑, 16↓)
This could be the.....*Crash* *reboots* Now as I was saying....*Crash* *reboots* Just let me\!----*crash* *reboots and see's bill gates face on screen* "Now, we can't have you running around telling everybody about our crap i found in a dumpster"

Oh no..a WINDOWS ME... see [shit]

14. (Windows ME) (56↑, 6↓)
The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional

Hello, I--*crash*

15. (Windows ME) (55↑, 14↓)
See [shit]. This ingenious piece of software is as stable as a skyscraper in a 10.0 earthquake.

lol u use windows em ur gayl lolol111 and Windows ME is shit. Why did they even put it out?

16. (Windows ME) (50↑, 10↓)
The most God-awful OS a hard drive will ever be subject to. Any hard drive worth the silicon in its circuits will commit suicide uponbeing asked to hold this operating system within it.

Thank you computer. You crashed, saving my eyes from the blinding crappiness that is Windows ME.

17. (Windows me) (36↑, 7↓)
A pathetic attempt at trying to make windows 98 more stable and to make it look like DOS was gone. Sumtimes referred to as "windows 98 third edition."

I used windows me for 20 minutes and managed to find multiple bugs. I immediately went back to windows 2000 afterwards.

18. (Windows ME) (39↑, 10↓)
Windows 98 with a new name. Its really slow and crappy and I have to use them at school. They changed the horrible blue screen error with ie.explorer.exe wont work error.

Bill Gates: "This is the brand new version of Windows. Windows ME were ME stands for millenium edition which is Windows 98 with a new name (don't tell anyone). We at Microsoft the leaders in the problem creators for the problem solvers highly reccomend using ISPs and Hardware which can only match to our supeior, AOL dialup and Microsoft Wireless multimedia keyboard and mouse. New features in AOL 9.0 is it just will not fucking work more shit then ever. The Microsoft wireless multimedia keyboard has a automatic wrist rest and keyboard hight adjuster which we gurantee will fit in with your desktop in other words It'll break. The microsoft wireless multimedia mouse has a random mouse click breaker as well as some batteries are not big enough so I have to use duracell batteries everytime my mouse runs out. Also the grip runs out

19. (windows me) (39↑, 12↓)
Many Errors. nuff said

the operating system thats more destructive than a virus

20. (Windows ME) (36↑, 9↓)
crappiest windows OS ever created. even win98 was better. it wasnt ready when micro$hit released it. also it uses the crappyass fat32 file system rather than the sexy NTFS that NT/2K/XP use.

"damn i wish i had win2k or winxp... im stuck with this crappy winme... its so crashy im goin nuts\!"

21. (Windows ME) (30↑, 5↓)
Add this to AOL Broadband, Kazaa, if it's a Tiny computer, then life is at it's worst.

The Blue Screen of Death appears when you play games online.

22. (Windows ME) (23↑, 3↓)
Windows Millennium Edition, or Miserable Edition. Unstable and prone to crashes.

*crash* Windows Me crashes a lot.

23. (Windows ME) (37↑, 17↓)
A piece of [shit]. The worst OS Microsoft has ever put out.

OH SHIT Windows ME blue screened again. Figures\!

24. (Windows Me) (20↑, 2↓)
The old [Windows Vista]

I just got an upgrade to Vista today after my Windows Me support period ran out.

25. (Windows ME) (27↑, 9↓)
The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made... ...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

26. (Windows ME) (40↑, 24↓)
A Veriation of windows 98 without Dos. An Abomination that even microsoft wont acknowledge exists.

Windows ME? what are you stupid?

27. (Windows ME) (29↑, 12↓)
A disgrace to the Windows name. It is chock full of errors and glitches.

Win ME user: Uh oh...Windows ME crashed again. Win XP user: Install Windows XP today\!

28. (Windows ME) (19↑, 3↓)
An operating system that is worse than Vista.

Person 1: Dude, I fucking hate Vista nothing is compatible with it. Person 2: At least you don't have Windows ME giving you the BSOD every boot.

29. (Windows ME) (30↑, 14↓)
See "Windows" for the first part of the definition. ME stands for Mangled Edition.

My computer is rendered useless by having Windows ME installed upon it.

30. (windows me) (32↑, 19↓)
Windows ME is a viruse that mysteriously appeared from another planet. This alien viruse made more viruses. Windows ME hatched from the gaping anus of Microsoft Labs. Microsoft labs makes some interesting viruses. They made Windows 95, 98, XP and 2000 (which was a very similar viruse indeed) In fact Windows 95 and 98 and ME they are all inbred brother's and sisters. That's why they are so dumb, and make bad things happen to our poor friend Mr computer.

"I'm sorry to inform you...But you have Windows ME" "Windows ME is in all my nightmares, I can't escape it" "Can't sleep, Windows ME will eat me, and my chocolate ice cream"

Author: clueless_furball http://windows-me.urbanup.com/2096989
31. (Windows ME) (13↑, 1↓)
A beverage coaster in a box.

Please don't set that drink on my desk without a Windows ME under it.

32. (Windows ME) (13↑, 3↓)
Windows Massive Errors. You can Usually Find Windows ME in the toilet about 8 hours after you eat. Please Upgrade to Windows 2000 Pro. or Windows XP. Windows 2000 is the Most Stable OS Ever i think.

Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning

33. (Windows ME) (11↑, 2↓)
A version of Windows in the 9x line, designed to supersede Windows 98 in the home market. Windows ME ran on a cut-down DOS base, which made some programs that worked with DOS, 95, and 98 unusable on ME. Windows ME is known for having many bugs and is often (and derogitoraly) called "Windows Mistake Edition", as opposed to its official title of "Windows Millenium Edition".

I have an old computer that I installed Windows ME on, but it won't boot up.

34. (Windows ME) (10↑, 2↓)
The worst Piece of shit [Bill gates] ever made. The only thing it is good for is playing [Worms armageddon] Made by [Team 17] See [pos],[shitbox] or [Many Errors]

I love playing Worms Armageddon, but this computer sucks at anything else i try to do. :( Fuckin Blue screen\! Worthless Windows ME POS\!

Author: Gofuckyourselfyoumonkeyfuckingretard Smith http://windows-me.urbanup.com/2929565
35. (Windows ME) (5↑, 0↓)
The result of carless developers, and money hungry companies. Arguably the worst operating system ever SEE ALSO : Epic Fail and Shit

my computer was experiencing errors so I asked my IT guy what the error was, his response "Windows ME is the error"

36. (Windows ME) (6↑, 3↓)
This operating system resembles a piece of horse crap more than an actual operating system. It lasts about as long as a bridge made of matchsticks and held together by Elmers Glue before it crashes. Sure it's nice to look at, but so is a [Mercedes-Benz] with [Yugo] parts running it. I'm sorry I can't give a detailed review of Windows ME - my copy crashed after just three days.

Operating systems I've had: 2007 - Present Windows Vista Lifespan: 2 1/2 years, no crashes, minor problems from time to time 2005 - 2007 Windows XP Lifespan: 2 years, no crashes, computer still in operating condition as of 2010 Fate of computer: Partially Retired 2004 - 2005 Windows XP Lifespan: 1 year, 10 months, no crashes Fate of computer: Retired 2002 - 2004 Windows ?? (not ME) Lifespan: 1 year+, no crashes Fate of computer: Retired December 25, 2002 - December 28, 2002 Windows ME Lifespan: 3 days Fate of computer: Crashed, inoperable after crash of 12/28/2002 Thank you Windows ME for giving me a perspective on what a crappy, poorly working operating system feels like

37. (Windows ME) (2↑, 0↓)
Microsoft's software building in 2000 that is most useless pile of crap ever installed on a computer. It is so useless that it is easier to train a dog to speak mandarin then to use Windows ME. It will lead to stress, frustration, anger for wasting your money and in extreme cases a pie in Bill Gates face. It is so complicated and unstable that the writers of the idiots guide to Windows ME eventually gave up writing it, because even they couldn't figure it out

Windows ME is a piece of turd, In mathematical terms Windows ME= mindfuck Building SERN is easier than using Windows ME

Author: yourfacemakesmewanttopuke http://windows-me.urbanup.com/6256349
Related: windows, shit, microsoft, me, windows 98, windows xp, windows 95, bill gates, blue screen of death, crap, epic fail, operating system, vista, anime, atom bomb, bsod, buffer overrun, bug, fail, fatal exception, os, os-tan, vasquezed, windows vista
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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